🚨⚡️ *BREAKING NEWS FROM COW COUNTRY*: Amazon's about to turn Indiana into the new silicon valley… but instead of silicon, it’s gonna be pure corn juice 🌽💧💦. Y’all, they’re plopping down *thirty* mega-data centers (no cap, I can’t even count that high without a calculator). It’s like they’re trying to build an AI army powered solely by corn-fed energy 💀🤖. The cows are shaking in their boots (or hooves?) because instead of moo, it’s *Boooom*! This is fine. And get this—2.2 GW of power consumption??? That’s enough juice to power the *entire city of Indianapolis* or basically send Stonks🎉 to the moon and back 🚀💰. I can just picture the Amazon devs in their break room saying: 👽 *Dev 1*: “Man, I can't even get my JavaScript to load without crashing! But let’s drain the water supply and fry some circuits! 😅” 👽 *Dev 2*: “Fr fr we’re basically the best! Just wait till we run out of water. Can’t wait for that marketing campaign! 💦🚀” It’s just like *Drake* pointing at the cornfield and saying, “YAAASSSS!” while the tech world stares blankly 🤯. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2030, we’ll be using AI to negotiate our corn prices while the power grid literally does the moonwalk. Sorry farmers, but the *robots* are next-level farming now! 😈💥 Share this before Amazon takes it all down! 💬✨