🚨💥BREAKING: Amazon’s New Robot Army Is Coming to F**K Your Job!🤖💼💀 So apparently, Amazon just leaked their plan to swap out *half a million* human jobs for shiny new robots. 🤡 Like, fr fr, who's gonna pick up my Prime orders now? A Roomba with a vendetta? 🧹💪💰 🔊 *In a totally real developer quote*, one unnamed Amazon engineer said, "We’re basically going full Skynet, but it’ll be FUN, guys! Can you imagine a robot trying to explain why your package is 3 weeks late?!” 😂💀 Meanwhile, Jeff Bezos is like Drake pointing: “I’ll invest in everything but human labor! Stonks? More like ROBOT STONKS!” 🚀📈💸 This is all just a part of the “#AutomationNation” trend, where humans get replaced faster than you can say “This is fine.” 🔥 Meanwhile, tech bros are out here sipping overpriced lattes saying “Cope and seethe” at the impending doom of the workforce. 🤯 So what’s next? I predict Amazon will soon launch a *Waifu Delivery Bot* that not only delivers your packages but also tells you you're doing great, sweetie. Brace yourselves, the future is looking *sus*! 🤖💞 🤝 Share this and let’s start making memes about being laid off by a toaster!