🚨 GOING DOWN LIKE A $2 FLAT SCREEN 🚨 Amazon's Freevee (aka "The App They Probably Forgot About") is catching the L this August! 📅💔 What was supposed to be the "free streaming savior" is now the “Free-See-Ya-Later” app. 💰💀 “Honestly, we thought people would actually watch it,” says an anonymous Amazon engineer trapped in the Prime bunker. "Turns out, free ads aren’t enough to entrap viewers like a SCANDAL-ridden Netflix show. Who knew?!” 🙃🔥 Like, fr fr, who even knew Freevee existed outside of indie film nerds and that one guy who can’t let go of **The Office** reruns? 🤷‍♂️ Let’s keep it a stack – it was just a glorified dumpster fire! 🔥👀 This is a blow to the *grand conspiracy* that every tech company is trying to drown us in ads. You know the vibe: “This is fine” as we watch our free time get auctioned off to the highest bidder! 💸🥴 🚀 🔥 Hot take: AMAZON will combine Freevee with Alexa to make *FREEVEE VOICE*! Imagine asking your Echo to play the worst Netflix knock-off while it ominously suggests you buy *more* useless Prime stuff. It’s basically a tech Stockholm Syndrome by now! 🤖💀💸 Panic in the streets, meme lords rise! Share this chaos! 📣💥 #RIPFreevee #StreamingWars