📺💥 *BREAKING: Amazon Just Reduced Your Likely Future Regret! 🚀* 💥📺 Alright fam, gather around! It’s time to spill the tea about Amazon’s Fire TV Omni QLED, now back to that sweet Prime Day price of 💰 $449.99 💰 (that’s $270 off, but why are we celebrating when it’s still overpriced? 🤡). It’s cheaper than the 55-inch version, which is like buying a toddler a candy bar instead of a full-on cake 🎂—you’re not fooling anyone, Jeff! Don’t forget, this beauty comes packed with built-in microphones for Alexa—because who doesn’t want their TVs listening to them argue about which Bridgerton character is better? 🔥 2-way video calling? Oh yes, now you can FaceTime your friends whilst sporting that totally not awkward silence vibe. But wait, there’s more! This TV has 4K resolution and quantum dot tech—basically making everything look “it’s not you, it’s me” level crispy. 🤯🔥 📜 *Leaked developer quote:* “Yeah, we just threw in some fancy buzzwords to cover the fact it’s a glorified screen connected to the internet...” - Some intern at Amazon 🥴 **Hot take:** These TVs are gonna be THE gateway drug for future AI overlords. Next thing you know, your TV will be busting out motivational quotes while you scroll through TikToks. 🤖💀 So, don't let your friends cop this deal without you—share and make sure everyone spends their cash like the responsible adults we all are! #StonksOrBunk? 😂🍟