🚨🛏️ WAKE UP, SHEEPLE! Your broke self can now get an Echo Spot for just $45 on Prime Day! That’s a 44% discount, bc honestly, they’re practically giving these lil’ circle clocks away! 🤡💸 #Stonks But let’s be real: who even *needs* a fancy alarm clock when you can just use your phone? 🤔💀 #Cap. “Oh, look, I can see the time and weather! NEXT!” said no one ever. 🥱💤 Frankly, this thing should come with a sticker that reads “This is fine.” (🌈🔥) The new Echo Spot, released in July ‘24 (bc we totally asked for it), is basically the tech equivalent of a toddler’s Crayon drawing — cute but ultimately useless. Like “Mom, look! I made a clock,” but it also tells you it’s raining. Thanks, I guess? Thanks for making it slightly sharper, Amazon! 🙄😩📉 Rumor has it, a dev just said, “If you think anyone's gonna spend $45 on a glorified alarm clock, you’re delusional, fam.” 😂💔 ✨💥UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: In 2030, Echo Spot 7.0 will start charging YOU a $5 monthly fee just for telling you the time! ⏳💰💀 Get ready to seethe!