👓🤖 'Tis the season for BIG (and super cringe) announcements! Amazon just dropped the bombshell that they’re diving into the wild world of smart glasses 👀✨—because who doesn’t want Jeff Bezos to be peering into your spectacles? 😂💰 Yes, you heard that right! In a move straight outta a dystopian sci-fi flick, they’re rumoring about dropping these futuristic face-coolers around 2026 or 2027. 🤡🕶️ I can see it now: *"Hello, Alexa, can you make everyone see my Bezos-approved ads?!"* Stonks go up, baby! 🚀📈 But wait, there's more! Amazon delivery drivers might be rocking these bad boys as they bust out the hottest packages of the season! 🤯💥 Imagine: “Sorry, I can't help you find your dog; I’m too busy streaming *The Office* while delivering your Prime order!” This is fine. 🔥💀 Leaked quote from an “Amazon engineer” (totally not made-up): “We figured people need their packages on time AND to look *extra* stylish while never interacting with actual humans.” 🙃💀 🔥💥 Prediction alert: In 2030, we'll all be living in a cringe-fest where every pair of glasses has its own Twitter handle, and if you don’t follow them, you’ll miss the hottest gossip of the Cheeto dust marketing strategies! Brace yourselves, it’s gonna be lit! 🚀🔥🔥