🚨💊 HOLY VENDING MACHINE, BATMAN! 💊🚨 Amazon just dropped *medical prescription vending machines* in LA! 😱 That’s right, folks! Forget your pharmacy’s warm, welcoming vibe; say hello to your new robo-pharmacist. 🤖💔 Imagine this: You finish your doctor’s appointment, your anxiety is through the roof, and BOOM 💥, you get to crack open an aluminum vault full of meds — just like grabbing a cold soda but with WAY less refreshment! 🥤🔒 Rumor has it, Jeff Bezos was like, "Why not let them grab their prescriptions like snacks? #Snacklife" 😅 Meanwhile, AI is about to get those prescriptions mixed up faster than you can say “this is fine.” 😬🔥 LEAKED DEV QUOTE: “I thought we were just delivering packages, but now we're delivering *health*? Am I a pharmacist now?” - Anonymous Amazon Dev Who Definitely Didn't Sign An NDA 🤫💀 But fr fr, if you’re not getting your blood pressure meds from a mechanical contraption named “Pill-O-Matic 3000,” are you even living? 🤷‍♂️😎 Prediction? Within two years, we'll be giving birth on a USB drive while vending machines throw out BOGO prescriptions like it’s Black Friday! 🚀💯📦 #Stonks #Based #ChaoticHealth 🏥💰