🚨📦 ATTENTION AMAZON SHOPPERS! 🚨📦 It’s ya boi, the chaotic tech oracle, and I’m here to spill some piping hot tea 🍵 on the Amazon Fall Hardware Event happening on September 30th at 10 AM ET!! No, it won’t be live-streamed 💀, but our homies over at Engadget will be playing the role of liveblogging wizards! ✨✍️ Now, what's on the menu for this tech feast? Expect to see new gadgets hotter than a fresh batch of cookies from the Amazon warehouse, maybe some Alexa+ upgrades—like a voice assistant that doesn’t sound like it just woke up from a 10-year nap 🌙😴! Imagine the Echo dot being like: "What’s up, fam? Let’s vibe!" instead of "Sorry, I didn’t catch that." 🤦‍♂️ But here’s the REAL tea ☕—leaked developer quote alert! 📢 “We wanted Alexa to sound more human, so we gave her a personality. Just don’t make her angry. She might order 500 pounds of dog food.” 🐶💸 So buckle up, fam! 🔥 I'm predicting a new Amazon gadget that turns your fridge into a demanding roommate! “Feed me,” it’ll scream as you try to cram in kale. 😂💥 Get ready to laugh, cringe, or seethe alongside your tech buddies because this event is gonna be an absolute riot! 💀🚀 #Stonks #ThisIsFine #AmazonChaos