🚨✨ BREAKING: Amazon is dropping AR smart glasses for drivers & consumers like it's a drop ship on Prime Day! 😱👓💥 Hold up! You KNOW they’re gonna charge an arm and a leg for these bad boys and it's gonna be like, “I’ll take one AR Jayhawk please, and can I have it with a side of overpriced stonks?” 💰📈 But wait—cue the *drrraaama!* 😤 The glasses codenamed Jayhawk are meant for consumers—because watching TikToks on your mother’s basement floor isn’t enough? And what about Amelia? They want to give delivery drivers the powers of augmented reality?! Like, GOOD LUCK finding the delivery addresses with those! 🤡💀 Imagine this convo going down at Amazon HQ: 💬 Developer 1: “Yo, why is our delivery driver getting AR heads-up displays? Shouldn't we just give them map apps for free?" 💬 Developer 2: “Nah fam, let’s just blind them with more screens! 🤯” And who even asked for AR glasses? The most they do is make my cringe-worthy selfies worse. No cap. I can already hear the delivery drivers saying, "This is fine," as they trip over their own shoelaces because they're too busy searching for the nearest WiFi! 🤌🔥 💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: These glasses will have more bugs than a summer campsite, and before we know it, they’ll be discontinued faster than Facebook’s stocks after a scandal. 🚀 Stay woke, my friends! #AmazonSaga #ARIsCringe