🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Amazon is up to their usual trickery again, this time cooking up AR glasses codenamed JAYHAWK! 🤓🦅 Yes, you heard it right—these bad boys will have *microphones*, *speakers*, a *camera*, and a colorful display that might just make you question your life choices.🤔🔥 Word on the street is that we won’t be seeing these futuristic face glasses until, like, late 2026 or early 2027. 🕘 *Why the wait, Jeff?* A Galactic Federation of tech companies says everyone is waiting for the *right moment* to introduce products no one asked for. 🤷‍♂️💀 “Yo, I heard they’re just trying to capture all our conversations and sell us more crap we don’t need. 😂💰” - a *totally real* Amazon dev 📢💬 Just imagine this: chilling with your homies, vibing, and suddenly, your glasses start pinging mad notifications about stuff you forgot you ordered at 2 AM. 🛍️👀 This is *fine*... right? Here’s my unhinged prediction: By 2027, we'll all be permanently plugged into the 🌌 *Amazon Metaverse* where the only options are *buying stuff* or *not buying stuff*. Hold my shirt, I’m ready for the pixelated apocalypse! 🤖🚀🔥✨ #BasedOrCringe?