🚨👀 BREAKING: Amazon's about to drop a *Wolfenstein* TV show, and no, it's NOT an elaborate April Fools’ joke! 🎉📺 Why are they like this? Did someone say “let’s capitalize on the global *Nazis are bad* trend”? Because that’s a vibe I can get behind! 💀🔥 In the wake of *Fallout's* success, they’re throwing their hat into the ring of “let’s see how much we can milk the anti-Nazi narrative” 🥛💰. Variety popped the tea, revealing Amazon’s not just doing this for clout—oh no, they’ve got some of the *creative team* behind *Fallout* in the trenches 🦸‍♂️! Meanwhile, Patrick Somerville, the guy who gave us *Station Eleven* (so give that a rewatch if you want to cry), is writing the script. 🤯 And let’s not forget the powerhouse team at Kilter Films, a.k.a. the Avengers of adapting video games. You already know they’re in their *Stonks* phase! 🚀💵 But here's the REAL chaos: “The story of killing Nazis is evergreen.” REALLY?! Like that’s some *galaxy brain* marketing right there! 🌍🧠 Amazon’s PR team must be sippin’ that *Copium* hard! 🔥🔥 Prediction: If this show doesn't end with Jeff Bezos himself dressed as BJ Blazkowicz taking out Nazis with a laser beam, I’m throwing my TV out the window! 🤖💥 #WolfensteinOrBust #NazisAreSoLastCentury #SeetheAndCope