🔥💀 Breaking News: Amazon DNS Outage Turns the Internet into a Hot Mess! 🚨🤡 So, ya boy Bezos decided to play hide-and-seek with some DNS servers, and now half the internet is stuck looking for them like they're lost socks in the dryer! 🧦💔 WHO WANTS TO PLAY "WHERE'S THE WEBSITES?"! I mean, Fortnite going down? 🤯 That's like if Batman decided to take a vacation during a crime wave! Cue the gamers throwing their controllers like they're trying to signal aliens for help 👽. Coinbase users are staring blankly at their screens like: "Why can I buy crypto but not breathe?" Meanwhile, Signal, Zoom, and even good ol’ Ring are about as useful as a chocolate teapot 🍫🔥. And because this is JUST how Amazon rolls, one dev was heard mumbling: "I thought we were just doing a big ol’ prank, fam. Turns out it was *no cap* a major outage. Now I extra hate Mondays." 🤦‍♂️💔 This is fine. *cue the meme* 😅🤷‍♂️ So, here’s the kicker: If Amazon can't even keep its DNS on point, should we really trust them with delivering our couch in two days? 🚚💨 Hot take: Next time they’ll lose the entire cloud. Brace yourselves, because we might be just one more outage away from a full-on web apocalypse! 🔥💾💣 Share this chaos!!! 🤯💥