🚨 Breaking News: Amazon Blames AI for Layoffs 💀, Then Hires Cheaper H-1B Workers 🤡💰 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! 🖥️💥 Senators are turning their laser eyes on Big Tech (yes, the ones with the life-sized doge statues in their lobbies), accusing them of ghosting American employees only to summon a horde of H-1B visa holders like they're summoning minions in a video game. 🎮💣 "We did it for the AI!" says Amazon CEO, Jeff *Voldemort* Bezos, who probably thinks his AI should be on the payroll instead. 🤖💸 Meanwhile, the senators are out here sending letters like: "Dear Amazon, can you explain why your hiring practices look like a reverse Tinder swipe? 😳🚫" And you know those tech bros are fuming: “I lost my job only for some dude from another continent to get it for half the pay? Big oof, bro.” 😤🔥 Meanwhile, Google's trying to look innocent, quietly adding “AI” to their hiring process like it’s a magic spell. 🪄✨ Prediction: Tech companies are gonna start hiring digital holograms next 🙃💀, and we’re all just gonna stand around like, "This is fine." Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian will be the Chief AI Officer before we know it. Stonks? More like stonks go brrr! 📈🚀 #TechLife #ClownWorld