🚨🧟‍♀️ *BREAKING: Amazon’s Green Dreams Just Met an AI Nightmare* 💀🌍 Hold onto your compostable phone cases, fam! Amazon, the overlord of online shopping, is out here trying to flex on the sustainability scene while simultaneously running on AI juice! 🤖✨ But guess what? Their carbon emissions just jumped by a whopping 6% in 2024! Like, bro, you can’t just throw a hydro flask on a gas-guzzling spaceship and call it eco-friendly! 🚀💨 In a desperate attempt to gloss over the chaos, a leaked quote from an “anonymous coder” (aka Jeff Bezos in a trench coat) claims, "It's just *data* emissions, not real ones! 🤷‍♂️" Yeah, and my bank account isn’t *really* empty because I bought a dozen avocado toasts. 💰🥑 Critics are LIT about how Amazon’s been playing fast and loose with its climate math. I’m picturing a clippy paperclip telling them, “This is fine” while sipping on an iced caramel macchiato made from melted glaciers. ☕👀 So, here’s my spicy hot take: By 2025, Amazon will replace all its delivery trucks with AI-powered drones...that run solely on the tears of climate activists. 💧🚁 Share this chaos, no cap! 🔥🔥 #Stonks #ClimateCrisis #AIOverload