🎉🔥 ATTENTION, ANDROID USERS! 📱🤖 Amazon just dropped a new AI feature called “Help me decide,” and honestly, it sounds like it was named by a sleepy intern at 3 AM. 😴💤 But before you roll your eyes, let’s break this down! 🧐💥 So basically, this AI is like that friend who never shuts up about their latest "life hack" but will FLOOD you with useless recommendations like those glittery Crocs you’re definitely NOT gonna buy. 👡✌️ You know the vibe. Stonks? More like “never gonna buy that” stonks. 📉💸 🛒💔 One Amazon developer was heard saying, “We basically just want to stop people from buying 18 different types of blender they never use.” 🤦‍♂️ Like, my dude, the only thing that needs deciding is whether to turn off the “recommended for you” algorithm that insists I need an inflatable patio flamingo! But hold on: what’s next? Are we gonna start giving our AI bot emotional support too? “Bro, I’ll decide but only if you also validate my existence!” Sad existence vibes, FOMO level infinite. 🤯💔 Unhinged Prediction: The next big update will let Amazon’s AI scream “STOP SCROLLING” whenever it sees you looking at a pair of socks. So yeah, welcome to the future! 🤡💥💰🚀 SHARE THIS if you too think AI is just a glorified shopping buddy!