🚨BREAKING: Amazon’s Q Business AI is basically that one friend who says they’re “good with technology” but still asks how to unmute Zoom. 😵💻💩 Apparently, this glorified tech baby was birthed into the world only to flop harder than a wet blanket at a house party. 🎉💀 Like, let’s be honest: if accuracy were a food, it’d be plain tofu while we’re all vibing on spicy tacos! 🌮🔥 Amazon’s like, “Nah bro, that report’s old,” acting like their AI assistant isn’t just a glorified calculator with commitment issues. 🤖🚀 Leaked quote from an Amazon dev: "We thought we were training a genius, but we ended up with a very confused Roomba." 😂🧹💔 But fr fr, how does this happen? Did they just not feed it enough data or does it think 'data processing' means swiping right on Tinder? 📱👀 So, while Jeff Bezos counts his money like Scrooge McDuck, we’re here just trying to figure out if we should buy stocks in actual stonks or these AI flops. 📈💰 Hot take: By 2025, Amazon’s gonna pivot and launch an AI therapist called "Q-therapy" because at least feelings are easier to process than business data! 🤡✨👽