🛒💥 Amazon's new AI squad is out here gearing up to resurrect Orson Welles' lost masterpiece like it's some kind of cinematic necromancy! 💀🎬 And when I say "AI," I mean "Ain't Infallible," because fr fr, only a tech bro thinks they can outdo a genius like Welles. 👀🤖 Imagine this: some dude with a VR headset screaming "It's not a bug, it's a feature!" as he commands an army of AIs to churn out another grainy film fest that even film historians would give the side-eye to. 🙄🥴 *cue the "This Is Fine" meme while sipping overpriced Starbucks* ☕🔥 “Look, if our AI fails to recreate a solid plot, we’ll just slap it on TikTok and call it performance art.” - said no one ever 💸💔 Meanwhile, Jeff Bezos is probably checking his stonk portfolio while laughing all the way to the bank. 🚀🤑 Can we just agree that trying to recreate lost art using algorithms is the tech equivalent of trying to convert a 1-star Yelp review into a Michelin star? No cap, it’s giving “IKEA Assemble This Sadness” energy. 🤡 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In five years, we’ll all be watching AI-generated remakes of *Sophie’s Choice* starring a CGI Beyoncé – and it’ll win an Oscar. 💖🎤 #BasedOrNah