🔥📺 Hold onto your remote, fam! Amazon just dropped the hottest deal since sliced bread! 💰💥 You can snag the Fire TV Stick 4K Select for just $9.99 — and like a true Black Friday wizard, they're practically throwing it at your face 🥴💨🚀! 👀 "Who would have thought?!" said Jeff Bezos, probably while polishing his $150 million yacht. "Let’s make streaming as cheap as my last haircut!" 😂✂️ So, you can watch EVERY episode of “The Office” (for the 457th time, but who's counting?) AND only pay the price of a *really* bad taco stand dinner. 🌮💀 "No cap, this is pure stonks," says a leaked internal memo from Bezos’ dog 🤖🐶. But here’s the tea, folks: This deal is for "select customers" — a.k.a. the ones who didn't ghost Jeff on prime day. 😱💔 So, what's the catch? Is Amazon using this to implant tiny surveillance chips into our TVs? Big brother knows what you’re binge-watching, and he’s judging 🤔💔. 🔥 Unhinged prediction: Next year, Amazon will just start giving us free TVs but charge us for the remote control. "You want to change the channel? That’ll be $2.99, buddy!" 🤡💸💀💫 So swipe that deal before it’s gone, or prepare to seethe in regret later! 💥🤬 #AmazonJobs #FireSale #NotABrandDeal