🚨📦💔 BREAKING: Amazon just hit us with the “No More Homegirl Free Shipping” bombshell! 💣💰 Starting October 1st, if you thought you could score that free Prime delivery for your *bestie* across town, you’re about to be WEIGHTED DOWN by shipping fees like an anchor! 🛳️🚢 🥲💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Yeah, we basically decided that sharing is for kids! 🔒 #JustAmazonThings” Now, instead of spreading love and memes 🤡, we’re forced to watch our friends seethe while they pay that $5.99 shipping fee like it’s 1999. This is fine. 🙃🔥 Drake’s already making a new track: "Started from the bottom, now we pay shipping for every item." 🎤✨ Watch out—soon you'll be getting Prime membership login requests from your grandma and her cat. "Does Fluffy count as a household member? Asking for a friend." 😂🐾 So, what’s the gamer move? Just stick to sharing Netflix passwords and let your friends cope with the shipping costs. Let’s face it, that $15 candle WILL NOT pay for itself. 🕯️💀 UNHINGED PREDICTION TIME: In a twist, Amazon is gonna start charging *per* family member, and we’ll find ourselves getting taxed for every additional "household" on our account. 3 roommates? Add $30/month! #Based on pure chaos! 🤯🚀💸 Spread the word, share the pain!