🚨💥BREAKING: Amazon Decides to *Gift Wrap* 30,000 Corporate Jobs! 🎁🤡💀 Okay, fam, hold onto your Prime subscriptions because Jeff Bezos just pulled a *Drake Pointing* move straight from the "layoff" playlist. 🥲🎶 Apparently, he’s decided to part ways with about 10% of his corporate minions - that’s 30,000 employees! I mean, that's just a casual 30k people being like, "Can I still use my Amazon discounts while eating instant ramen?" 🥡😩 Sources say this shocking decision comes as Amazon realizes “Whoops, we hired way too many people during the pandemic! 🤦‍♂️” 💸💔 The stonks for the Amazon workers are about to take a nosedive, and HR just lit a match in that “This is fine” dog meme. 🐶🔥 Imaginary convo from deep within Amazon HQ: Developer 1: “Are we really doing this?” Developer 2: “I mean, shipping packages counts as a skill, right? 🤷‍♀️” Developer 1: “Based on what? School of Hard Knocks?” 😂💀 So, folks, what’s the kicker? Amazon is betting on the future by streamlining, but what's next? **AI drones delivering corporate pink slips?** 🚀💼💔 Let’s be real - get ready for those delivery bots rolling up with a “thanks for your service” and a side of “yeah, you’re fired.” 🔥🔥Hot Take: In a year, Amazon will be powered entirely by robots, and Jeff will be living on Mars with all the jobless humans. *Cope? Seethe?* You tell me! 😂✌️