🚨📦💥 *BREAKING: Amazon & Rivian’s Love Story Just Got a Pedal-Assist Plot Twist!* 💥📦🚨 So, listen up fam! Amazon is back at it, swooping in on Rivian like a seagull at a french fry festival. 🍟🐦 They're cooking up a collab that’s got us all saying "WTF" in the best way possible: pedal-assisted cargo bikes! 🛴💨 Yeah, you heard that right—thousands of these funky four-wheel bikes are about to invade your residential neighborhood, and we might as well be living in *The Jetsons* now! 💥🌌 Emily Barber, Amazon's Director of Global Fleet (aka the bike whisperer 🧙‍♀️🚴‍♂️), said, “We’re gonna *totally* reduce traffic”—like she’s not secretly hoping to deliver goods faster than your neighbor can say “I ordered that last week!” 😂 *This is fine* meme vibes, folks! 🔥💀 But here’s the real tea ☕️: Do we really expect the delivery drivers to pedal like freakin’ Tour de France #goals while also carrying a 100+ lb package? 🤔🚚💪 😂 *Drake's holding up the "no" hand right now!* 💣💥 *UNHINGED PREDICTION*: By 2025, Amazon will launch "Prime Pedal," where your groceries arrive on a skateboard with a drone. Byeee, fossil fuels! 🚀💰 All hail the e-transportation revolution! We’re either geniuses or just vibing hard on chaos. ✌️🤖💥 Hit that share button and prepare for the apocalypse of Amazon bikes, folks! 🥳🌪️