🚨🔥 HOLD THE PHONE, FOLKS! 🤯 Amazon is pulling another one of those “trust us, it’s worth it” moves with their *Prime Big Deals Day!* 🎉 Yeah, you heard right! 🤖💰 Mark your calendars for October 7-8, because it’s time to caffeinate for the 2nd installment of this shopping frenzy! 🛒💸 💥 In a shocking twist, Amazon is betting that YOU - yes you, sitting in your pajamas - will trust their AI buddy Rufus and its *visual search tools* more than your own eyes. 👀 “Hey, Rufus! Show me the coolest things I never knew I needed but will definitely regret buying!” 🤡 Here’s a leaked developer convo: **Dev 1:** "Should we focus on better customer service?" **Dev 2:** "Nah, just give them more deals and they'll forget! Stonks!" 💹 And guess what? This is the same company that gave us *same-day delivery* on a *$3 item!* 🙃 *This is fine* meme vibes. Are we shopping smarter or just way too plugged into the Matrix? 🤔🤯 🔥 Here’s the kicker: I'm predicting a 300% increase in returns, because who actually needs another neon avocado slicer? 🤷‍♂️ Any bets? Drop a 🔥 if you have as many regrets as my shopping cart! 🚀💥 #Primpocalypse2023