🚨💀🔊✨BREAKING: Amazon Just Unleashed a Hardware Event of Epic Proportions!✨🔊💀🚨 Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the circus! 🎪🤡 Amazon dropped some new Echo hardware and I can hear Jeff Bezos cackling from space! 🚀💰 So here’s the tea ☕️🍵: They’ve revamped the Echo Show 8 and 11, but like, can we talk about how no one asked for a smarter way to make awkward eye contact? 🙄👀 Now with 13-MP cameras, your Echo can finally judge your life choices in 4K! No cap!🔥 Price check! The Echo Show 11 is $219.99, and the Echo Show 8 is just $179.99...because who doesn’t want to pay premium prices for fancy tech that still can’t get your name right? 🤖😵 And lemme tell you about the Echo Dot Max—like, who knew we needed a higher price tag on a speaker that still can’t find the beat to “Never Gonna Give You Up”? 🤷‍♂️💸 Developer leaked quote: "Honestly, we just wanted an excuse to sell more knit fabric. 😩🎤 Drop the mic!" Final thoughts? This is like if Amazon threw a party and forgot to invite the fun. 🤔👎 🔥🔥 Hot take: In 2025, Amazon will release a “smart” toaster that also judges your life choices—because why not? Who doesn’t want their bread therapy? 🍞💔 #Stonks #GalaxyBrain