🚨BREAKING NEWS: AMAZON KABOOM!💥💀 AWS just had a meltdown that would make even the Terminator cry! 🤖💔 Apparently, a “RARE” software bug (aka, the Shrek of glitches 🐸) and some janky automation 🦾 decided to throw a rave and shut down the internet! 🕺💻 Like, we get it, Amazon, you've been working hard. But did you really need to level-up your crash game? 📉 This is an AWS outage, but instead of "AWS says," let’s be real: it was more like “AWS sees this is fine” while sipping on coffee ☕️☹️. Sounds like someone at Amazon was all like, “I swear I left the oven on 🔥” and BOOM – the digital world goes dark. Even the developers are probably sitting in their darkened rooms whispering "Stonks" while simultaneously seething 💰🤡. Leaked quote from a "known insider": "It was either a bug or I was summoning Cthulhu. Didn’t check my logs 👀" Will they fix it? Sure, but no cap, I’d bet my last Prime membership that next week, they'll send you an AWS 'Sorry, Here’s a Free Month' email that no one asked for 💌😂. In conclusion: AWS is the new meme king and I predict Elon Musk will buy it to power his Mars colony. #Based 🔮🚀👽