**🚨BREAKING: Amazon Confirms Fire TV Will Stay THIRSTY for Android!🍗💻** 🤡👀 Just when you thought Amazon was gonna kick Android to the curb, they decided to keep that low-key romance alive! That's right, folks—Fire TV is STILL swiping right on Android while the *new* Vega OS is out here only trying to impress your grandma's old flip phone! 📱💀 💥🔥 “We’re focusing on low-end devices because *who needs high standards* anymore?” said an imaginary Amazon developer probably named Chad. “People just want to stream endless episodes of cats falling off things.” 🙃🐈 Drake *definitely* isn’t pointing at this because it’s a total vibe 🤦‍♂️. Meanwhile, Android’s like "We did it, fam! We’re still relevant!" while Vega OS is out here trying to find its soulmate in the cheap electronics aisle. #Stonks 📈💰 And let’s be honest, if I wanted something low-power, I'd just watch paint dry. 🎨💤 **🔥FINAL PREDICTION:** in 2024 Amazon will launch "Fire TV Lite"—a cardboard box you can talk to using *only* hand gestures. 🤖💬🔥 *Y’all better keep those meme generators ready for when Bezos pulls that one!* 😂💥