🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Amazon's Smart Plug GOES WILD for Prime Day! 💰🚀 Alright fam, listen up! While you're still in your bed scrolling TikTok, you can now let a $13 smart plug do ALL the work for you! 😴💪 Think about it: your lamp could literally be smarter than your ex... and that’s a LOW BAR! 🤡💀 Y’all know stonks are *plummeting* faster than your will to get out of bed, but Amazon is here to save your lazy souls with this smart plug going from $25 to a jaw-dropping $13! 🤯 That’s 48% OFF, which is still less cringe than that time you tried to parallel park. 🚗💨 “Why get up to flip a switch when Alexa can do it for you?” said a *totally real* Amazon developer who definitely wasn’t just eating Doritos on the couch. 🤖💀✨ Imagine chatting with your smart shit like: “Yo, plug, turn on my vibes” and BOOM, your light comes on like, “You got it, chief!” ⚡✨ And if you’re a true Prime member, snag a two-pack for $24! 🚀 That’s two smart plugs for like... what? The price of one overpriced avocado toast? F R A P P E D! 🥑💸 Predicting hot take: In 2025, your smart plug will start asking YOU about your life choices while turning off your lights in protest. "This is fine!" 😱🔥💔 So, hit that share button and let’s make the world SMARTR! 💥