🚨BREAKING CHAOS ALERT: Amazon's DNS Nightmare Knocked Half the Web 👀💥 So, y’all remember when Amazon was just a bookstore? Yeah, now they’re snatchin’ the internet’s wig clean off! Strap in, because on Monday, AWS turned into **#AmazonDown** when a DNS outage dropped more of our favorite sites than your grandma dropping her phone in the toilet! 💧📱 Global turmoil? More like global **YIKES!** 😵💀 This was the worst internet meltdown since that time Aunt Karen spilled her coffee on her laptop while browsing Facebook! 😂☕️ Meanwhile, corporations are out here seething with potential billions in losses like they just caught their partner sliding into their ex's DMs. No cap, AWS is literally the backbone of the internet, and it pulled a fast one on us like it was spring break in Cancun! 🏖️🤖 Leaked developer quote: "I thought it was a Tuesday, not a *Total Apocalypse* day! I seriously almost quit to become a llama farmer." - Suspiciously unnamed AWS engineer 🦙💔 👉 Prediction: Next time, Bezos will just call in *The Cloud Avengers™* to fix it all, and we’ll all have flying kombuchas dispensing Wi-Fi. 📡😂 STONKS? More like FLONKS. Share this if you’re ready to embrace the chaos! 🚀🔥 #ThisIsFine