🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Amazon has just *canceled* orders for the most cursed tech product ever: the ultralight gummy bear power bank. 😱🍭💥 That's right, folks, we might be down bad for some sweet, sweet juice, but Amazon is saying, “Nah fam, can’t let you turn your phone into a snack.” 💔 Say goodbye to juicing up your devices with HARIBO-approved *sugar energy* – it’s like if Willy Wonka and Elon Musk had a baby, and that baby fell off a cliff. 🏔️💀 According to some “highly confidential” sources (aka my roommate when he’s had too much caffeine), Amazon claimed it’s due to “safety or quality” issues. 🤡🔍 Sounds like they forgot the *power* in power bank and just delivered a cringy bag of gummy hopes and dreams. 👀 Developer quotes leaked on Discord: "Honestly, we didn't think the batteries would, like, melt?" and “The only thing more unstable than these gummies is my career.” 💀 So what's next? Twitter memes of people charging their phones with actual gummy bears? Or maybe just everyone’s phones dying at the beach? 🏖️💀 🔥 Hot take: Brace yourselves, fam! The *next big thing* might just be a gummy bear smartwatch that tells you to stop eating gummies. 🐻⌚ This is fine. 💁‍♂️💰 #BigTechMemeEnergy #GummyBankruptcy