🚨 Breaking News: Amazon’s Prime Drama = Refund Bonanza! 😱💸 In a twist that’s juicier than your Aunt Karen's Thanksgiving drama, Amazon has agreed to keep it “kinda real” by making it *easy* to cancel Prime memberships AND dish out a whopping $1.5 BILLION back to the homies they tricked! 🤡💀 💥 So, lemme get this straight: You sign me up for a subscription more slippery than a banana peel 🍌, but canceling feels like playing Minesweeper on maximum difficulty? Nah, fam. This is NOT it. 🔥🚫 Leaked convo from a “marketing genius” at Amazon HQ: 👩‍💻 Developer: “Hey, what if we make canceling easier?” 👨‍💻 Manager: “Nah, let’s just throw money at the problem instead! Stonks! 📈💰” And let’s talk about former FTC queen bee Lina Khan, who turned up on Amazon like: Drake pointing: “Not today, scammers. You can’t keep us in submission FOREVER!” 😤👏 🔥 Prediction alert: Next year, Amazon Prime will turn into a subscription service for pineapple pizza lovers. You heard it here first, I’m literally shaking. 🍍🍕💀 #AmazonAreYouOkay Cope and seethe in the comments, fam! 💅🚀