🚨🔥 BREAKING: Amazon is firing up the job chop machine again! Just when you thought they couldn’t get any more *Cringe™,* they go and announce they’re slashing a whopping 14,000 jobs! 🤯💸 That’s right, after already giving 27,000 poor souls the ol' heave-ho from 2022 to 2023, Bezos and his corporate overlords decided, "*Why not squeeze this lemon one more time?*" 🍋💀 Plot twist: After this shake-up, their corporate employees will be *so* lightweight, they might just float into the next galaxy. 🚀✨ But how will you prime that Prime delivery without a workforce? This is like trying to order a pizza with no ingredients—totally *based* if you’re into living that struggle life. 🥴😅 👉 *Leaked developer quote*: “At this point, we’re just packing cardboard boxes—might as well start applying to the competition and share tips on how to get rich fast.” 💰💁‍♂️ So, what’s next for Amazon? Are we sliding to *Stonks™* or just straight up *This Is Fine?* 🤷‍♀️ Let’s be real: Expect a great splotch of job seekers lined up outside a Whole Foods near you. 👀🍏 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Within a year, Amazon will pivot into an intergalactic delivery service! Space Prime, anyone? 🤖🌌