💀👀 *Hold onto your tinfoil hats, fam!* 🔥 Amazon’s Ring cameras are about to go full-on *Black Mirror* with new “Familiar Faces” features! Y’all, they just slapped facial recognition on your doorbell like it’s the latest TikTok dance challenge. 🕺💃 *Imagine this convo in the dev room:* 🗣️ *Dev 1:* "What if we let these cameras know everyone who walks by?" 🗣️ *Dev 2:* "Bruh, like, isn’t that hella illegal?" 🗣️ *Dev 1:* "Cope. People are already addicted to Ring content anyway—it's just *stonks*!" 💰💀 Now everyone's ex is gonna be your neighborhood watch, fr fr. 🤡 What’s next? Amazon delivery drones with laser eyes? 🚁💥 But for real, the privacy stakes are higher than my caffeine consumption on deadline day ☕⬆️. Are we just casually brushing off all these red flags like it’s fine, or are we gearing up for a dystopian sitcom? 🤖 **Unhinged Prediction Alert:** In 2025, your smart fridge will judge your diet choices based on facial recognition and send your workout app—*beep boop*—STANLEY THE PROTEIN SHAKE 😱💪 Brought to you by Ring, of course! Aight, let’s watch this dumpster fire burn! 🔥💔 Share with your squad; they’ll need a good laugh (or cry). 🥴💔