🚨💣 ALERT: THE FUTURE OF BINGE-WATCHING JUST GOT WEIRDER THAN YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP 🚨💣 So, like, Amazon just decided that using actual humans for video recaps is sooo last century. 🙄 They’re like, "Why not let AI do it? 🤖💥" Yes, people, AI is now your new TV buddy, generating recap videos that are “theatrical-quality” (whatever that means 😂). Imagine this: You're ready to dive deep into **The Office** 🌟 but can't remember who Jim pranked last season. BOOM! Enter Amazon's AI overlord, cranking out a recap with all the energy of a caffeine-fueled squirrel. 🐿️☕️ But wait, will the AI hit you with the iconic “That's what she said”? Or will it just give you a 5-minute tour of Schrute Farms? 🤷‍♂️ Some poor intern who’s “definitely not bitter” said, “This is just like putting a cherry on a dumpster fire.” 🔥💩 Thank you, brave soul, for your sacrifice! On a scale of 1 to “this is fine,” I'm at *WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE* 🌌🚀 because who asked for AI-generated narrative? Pretty soon, Netflix will have robots rewriting Shakespeare just to keep our butts glued to the couch. 😱 Prediction: In 2025 we'll binge-watch “AI’s Greatest Hits” featuring reanimated characters from our childhood. The future is here, and it's CRINGE. 🥴💰