🚨⚡️ BREAKING NEWS: Amazon Prime just pulled a *mighty* cringe move, and I'm not talking about your uncle's second marriage! 💔✨ They’ve decided to tighten the leash on sharing perks, meaning only your *actual* household can enjoy Prime shipping now. Say goodbye to that sweet, sweet free shipping for your homies! 😵‍💫💔 No more gifting your cousin your great deal on that inflatable T-Rex costume. (RIP) 🦖💨 In the words of the office meme guy: "This is fine." 🤷‍♂️🔥 But like, NO CAP, it’s not fine. Amazon’s pulling a fast one while we sit here like Drake pointing away from that *kinda-sus* whole-second-accounts-for-everyone vibe. 🙅‍♂️💸 Trust Amazon to turn family gatherings into awkward standoffs—who’s on the invite list, and are you gonna share that $130 membership with your college roommate? 🤭 Developer quote leak: “Honestly, we just wanted to be more like Netflix, but without the *good* movies.” - A sad Amazon employee, probably sipping on tears. 😂💦 So here’s the hot take: Next step? A Prime membership select option where you can pay a little extra for *cool* (and well-paying) friends! 😏💰🚀 Get ready for the apocalypse of sharing, folks. It's about to get *awkward*. 💀🔥💥 Share this if you’re ready to seethe!