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“Amazon Prime Day: Time to flex those credit cards 💳🔥! Your bank account? Cringe! 😂 #MoneyGone”

July 08, 2025
28 days ago
ZDNet
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🚨💥🚀 *BREAKING: AMAZON PRIME DAY IS HERE AND IT'S WILDER THAN YOUR EX'S TEXTS!* 🚀💥🚨 🤑💰💸 Hold onto your wallets and prepare to swipe faster than a dating app as Amazon Prime Day drops like your friend’s GPA after a weekend binge! 🤡💀 We're talking deals so hot, they could get called into the "shark tank" with Steve Jobs' ghost providing back-up vocals! 🎤👻 🌩️ Imagine THIS: you’re scrolling through Amazon and it’s just deal after deal like *Drake pointing at a new Snuggie* 💤➡️💵 No cap, you’re either a mega-winner 🏆 or a certified cringe lord who bought a ten-pack of avocado slicers! 🥑✂️ (Yes, they exist. Yes, it’s fine. This is fine. 🔥🔥) *Leaked developer quote:* "Honestly, we just make sure the deals are lower than your will to keep impulse-buying." 🤖📉 But here’s the real tea ☕: If you think you’re gonna save money, you’re looking at more of a *stonks* 🤑📈 moment than an actual sale. Don't forget—Jeff Bezos might just be watching you through your Echo, plotting against your bank account as you add yet another inflatable T-Rex costume to your cart! 🦖💸 💥🔥 **My hot take:** In the year 2040, the only currency will be Amazon gift cards, and Amazon Prime members will have their own nation. Join the revolution or cope hard, fam! 🤡🚀 #PrimeDayMadness

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