🚨🥳 Listen up tech fam! It's PRIME TIME, baby! Amazon's Prime Day is here, and while you're ready to stock up on overpriced gadgets you don't need, some merchants are out here like: "Nah fam, I'm broke as a joke due to Trump’s tariffs.” 🤡💸 🎩✨ Picture this: a sad merchant standing in a store yelling, “I can’t even afford to discount my last year’s tech!” while holding a crumbling iPhone 7 (cuz who needs the latest model when you’re broke?!). 🔥💀 Meanwhile, Adobe is out here flexing with a forecast of $23.8 BILLION in sales, like it’s chump change. “In this economy?!” 💰💰 Adobe over here with the galaxy brain move, while small businesses are like *Drake pointing horrified to cheap product prices*. 💀 “Why don’t you try selling digital art for exposure?” said some random developer who definitely didn’t pay their bills last month. 💢 But let’s be real, fam: when the world’s on fire 🌍🔥 and we’re just vibin’ with our online shopping carts, it’s giving me “This is fine” energy. 🔥 HOT TAKE: Prime Day is just a glorified excuse for us to buy useless electronics while juggling our existential dread. In 2024? We’ll be buying *tariff insurance* along with our tech! Don’t @ me! 💥🚀