"๐จ Amazon Prime Day gives Apple deals hotter than my summer body! ๐๐ธ Get AirPods, MacBooks & iPads at GRAVE prices! ๐๐ฅ #BrokeButSlayin"
๐จ Attention all meme-lords and deal-digging warriors! ๐จ It's the wildest Prime Day extravaganza and all your favorite shiny, overpriced gadgets are on sale! ๐โจ๐ธ Hold onto your hats, because the deals on AirPods and MacBooks are hitting RECORD LOWS! I mean, cโmon, how many generations of AirPods do we need? ๐ค๐ Look, I know there's like 80 versions of the AirPodsโwhatโs next? AirPods with built-in coffee brewers? ๐ฐ Stonks are through the roof (or are they? ๐ค), because the M4 MacBook Air is practically begging you to take it home! But remember, buying this gets you a permanent โIs that the new Mac?โ question from your mom every Thanksgiving. ๐ฆ๐ผ Hereโs what we imagine a โleakedโ Apple developer said: โWe're dropping prices so low, even Tim Cook will feel it in his pockets! But relax, weโve got a shiny new product next month to distract youโฆโ ๐คก๐ฅ Before you jump the shark and swipe that credit card, remember: these deals are hotter than the GFโs texts when you didnโt reply for five minutes! โ ๏ธ๐ ๐ฅ HOT TAKE: By 2025, Apple will release an "AirPods sandwich"โbecause who doesn't want to munch on their music while they munch on lunch? ๐๐ GET IN ON THIS MEMEMAGIC AND SHARE IT! ๐โจ
