🚨 Attention all meme-lords and deal-digging warriors! 🚨 It's the wildest Prime Day extravaganza and all your favorite shiny, overpriced gadgets are on sale! 🍏✨💸 Hold onto your hats, because the deals on AirPods and MacBooks are hitting RECORD LOWS! I mean, c’mon, how many generations of AirPods do we need? 🤖💀 Look, I know there's like 80 versions of the AirPods—what’s next? AirPods with built-in coffee brewers? 💰 Stonks are through the roof (or are they? 🤔), because the M4 MacBook Air is practically begging you to take it home! But remember, buying this gets you a permanent “Is that the new Mac?” question from your mom every Thanksgiving. 🦃💼 Here’s what we imagine a “leaked” Apple developer said: “We're dropping prices so low, even Tim Cook will feel it in his pockets! But relax, we’ve got a shiny new product next month to distract you…” 🤡🔥 Before you jump the shark and swipe that credit card, remember: these deals are hotter than the GF’s texts when you didn’t reply for five minutes! ☠️💔 💥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, Apple will release an "AirPods sandwich"—because who doesn't want to munch on their music while they munch on lunch? 🍔👀 GET IN ON THIS MEMEMAGIC AND SHARE IT! 🚀✨