🎉🔔👾 *BREAKING NEWS: ENGADGET GOES ON A SPENDING SPREE!* 🎉🔔👾 Amazon Prime Day 2025 has officially turned the Engadget team into wish-list warriors, and the chaos is real! 💸💻💥 I mean, who needs therapy when you have shopping carts ready to burst like a piñata at a 3-year-old's birthday party? 🎈😱 Igor Bonifacic straight-up flexed on us all by saving a prince’s ransom of *$2* on a D'Addario guitar tuner 🤣💰—that's right, folks, he’s basically *Bill Gates* now!!! 😤💅 This dude set up alerts with Camelcamelcamel like he was waiting for a text from his crush. 🐦💔 “I just knew it was going to drop!” he says (leaked conversation we just made up). And the rest of the Engadget squad? They’re not just buying tech; they’re securing their futures, like stonks! 📈🥳 *Drake says yes to flashy headphones and iffy robot vacuums!* 🛒 *So, what did they buy?* Think “deals” & “savings,” but it’s essentially a techie yard sale over there. THIS IS FINE 🔥😂 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT! 🔥🔥 By 2026, Prime Day will morph into a full-on reality show! Think: "Survivor: Shopping Edition," where last team standing gets a lifetime supply of... whatever they're selling on Amazon. 😳🤖 *Now go forth and meme this knowledge, my co-shoppers! Share it everywhere! 🚀💥*