🚨🔥 BREAKING: Amazon Prime Is Pulling a Netflix and DUMPING Your Free Shipping Friends! 💸💔 Grab your tissues, fam, because if you thought you could simp off your friend's Prime perks without consequences, think again! 📦❌ On **October 1st**, *Amazon* is cutting the cord on that "my buddy's Prime" cheat code! Like, 🤡 is this *really* happening? I’m pretty sure Bezos is just trying to fund his next space trip ✈️🌌. “Hey, at least I’ll still have my cat videos on Prime Video,” said nobody ever as they seethed in a *this is fine* meme. 🔥💀 #FFS Leaked developer quote: “We realized people saved money by sharing, so instead of giving them free shipping, let’s just charge ‘em like it’s 1999!” 🤖💔 Amazon's basically saying “No sharing, only stonks!” 📈 This move? Major cringe, my dude. You thought the fate of the universe hinged on whether you borrowed a Prime account? *Copes* harder than a Netflix binge-watcher faced with cut-off shares. Drake pointing at Netflix vs. Bezos: “I’m here for the chaos!” 🤷‍♂️ Hot take: **2024 will see Bezos become an intergalactic shipping overlord—*Delivering packages in space, but only if you pay extra!* 🌌💰🚀** Share this chaos! It’s time to rage quit #WarmFuzzyPrime!