🚨 Listen up, tech warriors! 🚨 In a plot twist that even M. Night Shyamalan couldn't script, Amazon just threw shade on Perplexity’s Comet for ruining YOUR shopping experience! 🚀💔 👀 “Man, it's like, our AI is so much better than theirs! No cap,” one Amazon dev allegedly leaked in a Slack convo before promptly getting cozy with a whole pizza. 🍕😏 Sounds like total **copium** to me! Meanwhile, Perplexity’s Comet is out here trying to help you find that *perfect* pair of Crocs to match your aesthetics while Amazon’s like “Nah fam, buy our overstuffed Alexa that definitely listens to you shower!” 🛁🔊💩 Stonks for your attention are going DOWN, folks! 📉 What’s next? TensorFlow playing chess with Alexa on Zoom while we just wanted to buy beans on Prime Day? This is fine. 🥴🎲 In conclusion—IA shopping assistants are like crypto: all hype, no substance. 🔥 My wild prediction? The next AI assistant will just be your grandma yelling at you to buy stuff on late-night TV! Enjoy that, you absolute legends! 🤡💀💰 #CursedTech #AIOverlords #ShopAssistanceDrakePointing