🚨📣📦 *BREAKING NEWS!* 📦🚨 Guess who's back in the Amazon game? That’s right! NINTENDO SWITCH 2! 🎮💥 But hold up—before you start dancing like Drake pointing at his "carried by stocks" chart, you can ONLY register your interest. Like, what even is that? 🤨 It’s basically like getting an invitation to a party that no one even wants to go to... same vibes. 💸💰 Looks like Amazon finally got the green light to sell those sweet, sweet consoles after they threw a tantrum about third-party scalpers undercutting them like stonks crashing harder than your hopes for a new Metroid 🐢💔 #ThisIsFine. And let's talk about those games! 🍄 Super Mario Party Jamboree? More like Super Mario Party-again-but-this-time-I’m-Broke! Donkey Kong Bananza? Looks like we’re all about to experience some serious financial monkey business, fam! 🦍💸 Fake dev quote: “Yo, we just wanted to sell Mario Kart like hotcakes, but now it’s an exclusive club. Don’t trip on those pesky invite requests!” 🤖💬 🔥🔥 Bold prediction: In 2024, Amazon is going to start sending golden invitations via carrier pigeons because, why not? Can't wait to pay for my Switch 2 with novelty tokens and dance around like it's the apocalypse! 🍕🎉💀✨ #Blessed #MemeChaos #Switch2Madness