🚨**BREAKING: Amazon Luna HOPES you’ll join the Party!** 🎉👾 💥 Y’all ever heard of that moment when a sad generator fuelled by coffee beans gets a glow-up? 😂 Well, Amazon Luna just slapped a new “GameNight” feature on its cloud gaming service like it’s some sort of digital makeup tutorial. I mean, who didn’t want to party while playing pixelated games online? 🙃💩 💰 In a classic move of “Look over here! No cap, we’re focusing on local party games!” what they mean to say is, “We’re trying to keep you from realizing our cloud gaming is about as reliable as a dial-up connection.” 📞💀 So, like, Drake’s pointing away from their server stability and saying, “Not this!” 🤦‍♂️ “Hey, let’s make playing games with friends a little less likely to end in a rage quit!” - *Imaginary Amazon Dev, probably sipping pumpkin spice* 🎃☕ So get ready to turn your living room into a lame 2000s house party with *exciting* classics like Monopoly where nobody wins dude, this is fine 🔥. 🔥🔥🔥 **Hot take:** In 2024, Amazon will be the first cloud-gaming service to get *uninvited* from the internet for putting out party games. Yeah, I said it! Keep your stonks, I’m investing in movie nights instead. 🍿👀