🚨👀 BREAKING: Amazon vs. Perplexity — the ultimate showdown in the ring of AI shopping chaos! 💰💥 It’s like watching Thanos fight Captain America but with more cringe and fewer abs! Also, no cap, this drama is just a meme waiting to happen! 🥴🤖 So here’s the scoop: Amazon just threw a hissy fit and slapped Perplexity with a cease-and-desist letter, basically saying, “Hey fam, stop using our store to flex your AI skills or else! 🚫🛒” Imagine Jeff Bezos waiting on the sidelines, sipping his space-juice, while shouting “This is NOT FINE!” 🥴💀 Are the robots coming for our shopping carts? Is Skynet a TikTok away from shopping IRL? 🤔🚀 Aravind Srinivas, CEO of Perplexity, probably responded, “Bro, we just wanna shop smart. Let us vibe!” ✌️💸 Meanwhile, Google’s over there trying to sell event tickets like it’s the only kid on the playground. *Drake pointing meme* “Google, that’s cute, but have you heard of AI shopping?!” 🤡 Hot take time: This whole saga is setting the stage for an epic showdown where your AI will either be your shopping buddy or turn into Skynet’s latest Black Friday special. Buckle up, fam! 🔥✨ #Stonks #AIConspiracy