🚨🔥💰BREAKING: Amazon just pulled the biggest finesse since your friends got you to subscribe to their multi-level marketing scheme! 😱💀 The FTC just slapped Bezos and his bald head 💫 with a fine that could mean you’re due UP TO $51! (No cap, I’m not talking about your grocery bills from last week!) 💸🤡 So what’s the tea? ☕️ Turns out Amazon tricked the homies into signing up for Prime like a 5-year-old trying to convince you that green beans are “candy-flavored.” 🍬😤 And, surprise! Cancelling was harder than finding your lost AirPods in your couch. Seriously, it's like they used the UI/UX layout from a 90s website. 🤖🚀 💬 While I was cooking up this hot take, it’s been leaked that an Amazon dev said, “We thought we were giving them a goldmine, turns out it was a minefield.” 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♀️ Classic! So how do we get our cash? 🤔 Just follow the breadcrumbs like you're in a Hansel and Gretel nightmare, but instead of sweets, you'll find your $51 and potentially that missing sock! My hot take? If Amazon can pull this off, I’m predicting a new subscription plan called “Amazon Prime + Life Traction” 💸— and you just know it’s gonna be cringe! 💀✨✨ Share the chaos, folks!