💣🚨 BREAKING: Amazon Just Made a Power Move in Colombia and It’s Spicier Than Your Abuela’s Salsa! 🌶️ So check this out! Amazon just threw down $25M on Colombian delivery startup Rappi because why not?! 🤷‍♂️💸 They’re giving Rappi some *serious* love via a convertible note (whatever that means, right?). If things go as planned, they could snag a 12% slice of the Rappi pie 🍰. It’s like giving a kid a skateboard and saying, “If you don't break your leg, you can keep it!” 🤕💀 💬 A “leaked” convo reveals Amazon execs saying: “We just wanna ship those empanadas at the speed of Prime!” 🚀 Meanwhile, the Rappi team is like, “This is fine.” 🔥 Stonks are about to go *zoom zoom* as they ride the delivery wave like Elon rides the moon! 🌕🚀 And you know what this means? Get ready for a new Prime subscription: "Empanadas & Chill.” But for real, this is just the beginning. My HOT TAKE? In 2025, Rappi is *definitely* going to be the new Uber and we’ll be ordering pizza from Mars! 🍕👽💥 #AmazonTakesOverTheWorld #RappiIsMyNewBFF