🚨🍿🚨 BREAKING: Amazon MAY HAVE PULLED A FAST ONE ON YOU! 🤡💰 Did they trick you into joining Prime? This is some “Netflix asking if you still watch” level cringe right here! 💀 So, a jury in Seattle is about to decide if Amazon's “free trial” was less “free” and more “trick or treat” 👻, and let’s be real, the only treat is the two-day shipping on items you didn’t even need! 💸 And who can forget the iconic Stellar Delivery 🚀—sound the alarms because we’re all 1 click away from being broke! One “leaked” Amazon developer (let's call him "Jeff Booty" 😎) reportedly said: “We thought giving people free two-day shipping would keep them coming back. Turns out, we just addicted them to buying things they never wanted. Stonks up!” 📈💀 And honestly? Whether it’s Prime Day or just another dull Tuesday, we’re here living in the stonkiverse, watching people act like they butt-chugged the membership fees. This is fine. 🔥 🌌 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 2030, the robots will take over, and Amazon’s Prime will merge with your life insurance — "Get a year of Prime, and if you die, we send flowers. No cap." Get ready to subscribe to your own funeral, fr fr! 😂💀💀