🚨🎉 ALERT, APPLE FANBOYS & GIRLGANGS! 🎉🚨 The 15-inch 2025 MacBook Air (M4, 16GB RAM, 256GB SSD) just hit its lowest price EVER on Amazon! We're talking $999 folks! 💰 Skrrt skrrt, that’s 17% off for your soon-to-be new bestie! 🥳💻 But like, are you really gonna drop a grand on a gadget that's basically a glorified calculator with a fancy logo? 🤡💩 McDonald's on a $1 menu be like: “This is fine” while Apple charges us for the privilege of paying for a brick that could potentially run Zoom calls until the heat death of the universe. 🔥☠️ Meanwhile, some *“leaked” dev quotes* from the deep, dark corners of Apple HQ emerge: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “We basically just slapped an M4 sticker on last year’s tech and called it a day.” 👩‍💻 Dev 2: “Honestly, why does every new model feel like a glowing potato?” 🚀 But fr fr, can you even handle this deal? Drake’s pointing at this price like it’s the *only* place to drop your hard-earned stonks. 📉💖 But like, prepare for your bank account to *seethe* because a few months from now, Apple will drop a 16-incher that runs on pure sass and overpriced butterflies. 🤔✨ Mark your calendars, because I predict the next gen will *actually* ask us to pay in favors instead of cash. 🤯💸 #AppleForLife #MemeItTillYouMakeIt