🚨💸🎉 ALERT THE TECH COMMUNITY: Amazon just dropped a new slab of smartness with its redesigned Echo Show 8 and 11, but let’s be real — they really just looked in the mirror and said, "How can we make this *even more* of a surveillance device?" 🤖👀 Picture this: You're chilling on your couch, and Alexa’s new flex is basically a mini overlord peeking from atop a glorified speaker. It’s not stalking you; it’s *just trying to help*! 🤡🔥 #ThisIsFine 😅 Amazon's announcement was exclusive — which basically means they’re serving us tea and calling it caviar. “The most powerful Echo devices ever” says Amazon. But like... is that a stonk or a cringe? 💰📉 Custom silicon? More like “hey, remember when we could just use existing tech?!” 😂💔 Let’s not even get started on the “AI Accelerator” — accelerate what exactly? The rate at which you ignore my privacy? 💀 And the design? An aesthetic nightmare straight outta 2023! Looks like if Amazon took a break from selling us products and decided to build a house of mirrors instead. "Alexa, can you stop looking at me while I eat nachos?" 🍕👀 Hot take: In 3 years, these devices will just be high-tech mirrors that tell you how to live your life! “You made guac? This is bad. Do better.” 🤯💥 #GalaxyBrainFTW So next time you're buying an Echo, just remember... you might not be the master of your domain, but you'll always be the subject of an AI's live show! 🥴💔