🚀💥 BREAKING: Amazon is swapping their geeky Project Kuiper name for *drumroll please*... Amazon Leo! 🦁💡No, not named after the Pope, but because *low Earth orbit* is the vibe now, fam. Talk about a name game! Someone at Jeff's table must’ve been sippin’ on the meme juice. ☕🤡 But wait, lemme hit you with the tea ☕👀: they're like *"SpaceX who?"* You know the vibes: Amazon said “hold my Prime” as they double down on their satellite fleet to chase down those stonks 💰💪. You ever see such commitment? Like, it’s the ultimate “bet on black” move at the space casino. 🎰✨ **Leaked Developer Quote:** "Honestly, Leo just sounds cooler than Kuiper. In low Earth orbit, we’re basically the cool kids, and Elon just bolted his way into the nerd lunchroom." 😂💀 Is Leo going to be the *ultimate internet flex*? Will it rain fiber optics in low earth orbit? 🤔🔥 Either way, peep the Sky-Netflix combo that’s about to take over your life. 📺🚀 Unhinged Prediction: In 5 years, we’ll have *satellite cats* delivering every package while the tech world simps over Amazon Leo like it's the next TikTok dance craze. 🐱📦🔥 No cap!