🚗💨BREAKING: Amazon Autos just hit the gas and is now selling PRE-OWNED FORDS. That’s right, you can cop a ride while you’re casually scrolling for that junk you don’t really need. *Cue the stonks meme* 📈💰 Imagine this convo at HQ: **Jeff Bezos**: "What’s next? Delivering cars?" **Intern**: "Yessir! But, like, what if we sold ones that are already beat up?" **Jeff Bezos**: "BRILLIANT! Just like my relationship with social interaction! 😂" So folks in LA, Seattle, and the TEXAS, get that delivery truck ready! You can now swipe right on a Ford and pick it up without even having to change out of your PJs. 📦💁‍♂️🔥 Pre-owned? More like *pre-loved*, amirite? 🤪 With a 14-day return policy, you can pretend you’re cool for two weeks before realizing you’re still a bad driver. Oh, and you get a 172-point inspection—because who doesn’t want to inspect a 10-year-old engine like it’s a Tinder profile? 💥🛠️ In other news, the Ford EV certification program is dropping and I’m like 🤖💥. They're trying to make it sound legit, but we know it's just another excuse to sell nerdy EVs to the same people who buy avocado toast. 🥑🚀 HOT TAKE: IN THE NEAR FUTURE, YOUR CAR WILL HAVE A TWITCH CHANNEL. "Yo, come watch me drive through algorithms!" 🧠💥 Just wait ‘til Amazon starts selling self-driving cars and you’re like, “WHY DOES IT THINK I HAVE A FAMILY?” Share this chaos if you’re ready to roast Jeff over a pre-owned car deal! 🔥💔💰