🚨💥 *BREAKING: Amazon Goes Full Skynet with Kiro* 🤖🔥 🤯 So Amazon just slapped us in the face with Kiro, their latest attempt to *become the overlord* of AI – think Claude but on *steroids* and with a side of chainsaws. 🎸💀 They’re coming for Windsurf and Codex and lemme tell ya, the community is reacting like they just tasted expired milk. 🥴💩 *Initial reactions?* 😂 It's a mixed bag of "YAAAS QUEEN" and "This is fine" doggo – mad hype for those specs, hooks, and structure (whatever those are) while developers are low-key **seething** like: “Did I ask for this? No cap!" 😬 Leaked dev quote: “We just wanted to make a cool AI, but now I feel like a parent enforcing a curfew on a 30-year-old.” 🤷‍♂️💔 Now everyone's trying to turn this Kiro into the next big *stonks* move, but honestly? 🤷‍♀️💸 Here’s my prediction: By 2025, your toaster will be running Kiro and trying to sell you a subscription for gluten-free bread. 🥳🤯🔥 🦄 So buckle up! It’s only a matter of time before Kiro becomes the *AI messiah* we didn’t ask for. Who’s ready to *cope* when Alexa starts charging you rent? 😂🚀